This is not a bad idea. Women could carry it if they run at night and if they do...

onehp · on May 12, 2015

That would enable the truest form of helicopter parenting (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_parent)

wickedsight · on May 13, 2015

It's been enabled already... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240860/Father-build...

ceejayoz · on May 13, 2015

I heard the phenomenal term "curling parenting" the other day, where the kid is the stone and the parents are the two people frantically working to reduce the friction in front of it.