Hacker Newsnew | past | comments | ask | show | jobs | submitlogin

Exactly what happens to me in Kerbel Space Program.

Rescue team for the rescue team.



The first time I ever attempted a rescue mission in KSP, I ended up stranding 5 different kerbals in various orbita nearby trying to get the first one, and of course every one was a bigger and more complicated craft trying to save as many kerbals as possible. Eventually I just gave up and put a giant cross memorial in orbit, part as a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion, and part as a memorial to the like 6 kerbals I left stranded in space.


Kerbals don't need food or water and can live forever on a limited air supply. I once rescued a kerbal who got stuck around their equivalent of Venus for multiple years. So it's all fine, they'll patiently wait...


Did you tactically forgot to put parachute on the landing pod? Or run out of fuel mid mission?


Slaps car, thsi baby can fit soo many rescue teams in it




Consider applying for YC's Summer 2026 batch! Applications are open till May 4

Guidelines | FAQ | Lists | API | Security | Legal | Apply to YC | Contact

Search: