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If the law is code, then law enforcement is a JITter

(joke)



Optimised compiler makes sense though.

Unenforceable laws go unenforced, undefined behaviour is undefined and varies based on compiler (law enforcement agency or officer).


A jitter is like a lawyer on retainer. Law enforcement is more like the OS that segfaults you when you fail to follow the lawyers advice.


Law enforcement is more like a toddler holding a glass of water over your CPU and saying "stop transistoring!"




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