Considering the following actual headlines by The Onion, I think that's less clear who's who these days:

"Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be" (https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he...)

"‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" (https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation...)