I'm sorry, I didn't realize your mouth was congenitally attached to Jobs' penis.
Have you looked into surgery for getting it detached? I've heard there's quite a high chance of success if you don't resign yourself to failure and insist upon a fruit-based diet.
Please, feel free to circle back and respond once your life amounts to something truly meaningful.
I'm looking forward to you spending the rest of your life wallowing in misery so you can "accomplish" less than your adversaries and die an even less-remembered figure than the one guy who played second-fiddle to Jobs.
Have you looked into surgery for getting it detached? I've heard there's quite a high chance of success if you don't resign yourself to failure and insist upon a fruit-based diet.