Make a World Wide Markdown Consortium, release v1 of Markdown based on a randomly picked flavor, let it stagnate for decades, then let Google implement shadowMarkdown in Google Chrome, which renders at 300FPS for them, and unluckily falls back to a JS polyfill that ends up solving a rubik's cube before every character it renders. Once that has gone for long enough, let Google form their own MHATWG and pretend it's open while they keep a majority of the seats, to steer the evolution of WebMarkdown.

Also Safari still doesn't support headings for some reason.