Cyprus has been looking like a decent option - however I'm far too young and poor to make a move like this haha. I'll clutch my self defense whistle for now!
edit - yeah no way for at least five years unless I get a huge break or raise. The current minimum for investment citizenship is $2M euros [0]. Damn, I really shouldn't have mucked up the relationship with my ex girlfriend from Maldova who was a citizen of Cyprus!
