This is some solid capitalism. Never let a good joke go un-monitized!

As an outsider, how accurate is the kit in this package? Is this the culture of silicon valley today?

I think you mean S’well water bottle. And Lululemon pants/tshirts/leggings.

The Lululemon men’s range is by far the most comfortable long-haul travel attire.

Literally a walking cliche but may as well own it.

100% I own enough Lululemon men's gear and have zero regrets - for longhaul flights nothing really beats the comfort of Lululemon/Prana pants. And they are super functional - pockets with zippers are super handy for AirPods, Passport, wallet etc.

Or Hydro Flask if you’re down on your luck in the valley

Filled up with La Croix.

> Yeti water bottle

As someone who has many coolers, I've never understood the Yeti craze except in certain situations. Yes, they can keep ice ice for a crazy amount of time, but it's rare to need ice stay ice for that long. For a typical boat day, I'd rather have a cooler with larger internal dimensions (and hundreds of dollars cheaper).

I am waiting for the cooler which can be supercharged with a shot of LN2.