"Almost none are remotely capable of this." -this may be true, but what can you expect from a university?

the best we can really hope for is to provide students with a support system for entrepreneurial activities, and to expose entrepreneurial students to potential mentors.

the rest is up to you.

this is randy komisar on "teaching entrepreneurship" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4crM-PDRpk

MIT just started a entrepreneurship focused curriculum as a specialization within their MBA program.

Babson (also in the Boston area) is also rumored to have a very strong entrepreneurship focused program.