It's worth noting that many of the linked "alternatives" either use stripe themselves or require you to bring your own payment processor.

I'd love to be fast tracked! ID is ssgelm

This looks really nice. It'd be cool if you added the 1Password extension to make it easier to log into HN!

Thanks! Sure, we will include 1Password support for login into the next version coming in about a week :)

I definitely genuinely enjoy pair programming as long as it's with the right person. In the end it's all about who you are working with.