Vinyl is for plebs, hiring troubadours for your party is the way.

Please recommend a troubadour who knows the Neat Records, Guardian Records n' Tapes and Heavy Metal Records singles catalogues and I'm sold :)

Known repertoire is a function of BAC only.

Shitty? Why so harsh? That web app IMO is great, like supercollider running in a browser.

At least it isn't some ai slop

It's a neat idea but it all sounds like trash.

As far as I know, we haven't done any proper Turing Tests for LLMs. And if we did, they would surely fail them.

"Proper" may be doing some work here, but such a test was run last year and GPT-4.5 and LLaMa-3.1-405B both passed. Oddly, GPT-4.5 was judged as human significantly more often than chance. https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.23674

Dude, you're in a Turing test right now. Conservatively, 10% of comments on this site are LLM output. We're all conversing with robots.

No, but I can develop methods to eventually do it.

And I'm trying to bench press an elephant while Europe is succeeding to macromanage shitty companies.

When you cannot win, you regulate the scoreboard. This is why Europe keeps getting lapped. They mistake control for competence. They cannot build platforms at scale, so they try to govern everyone else’s.

Have you seen Wall-e and those fat fucks on robowheelchairs?

In other words, it's entirely okay to use a forklift to lift heavy weights, but please go to the gym.

Kink?

Come on, it's the internet, we can't swear here!

If the algorithm says so, so it is.

Our data in the cloud, hallowed be thy computation, your kingdom come, your will be done, on our devices as it is in the cloud. Give us today our daily feed.

And forgive us for our typos, as we forgive those typo [sic] against us.

Maybe you’re the kind of person who believes the glass is always full if you can make the glass arbitrarily small.

If I’m a glass enthusiast or glass-filling-liquid enthusiast, sure if the alternative is those things not existing!