I think this should be on HN hall of fame: https://hn.algolia.com/?q=sabotage+manual

The hall of fame of points-farming?

Decades of progress made in hardwares and networks… just to be negated with 100kb+ webpages

This is hilarious, thanks for sharing. Kinda crazy how well it works and already better than some ads

Has some quirks, but Beeper is exactly what you are describing: https://www.beeper.com/

This reminds me of cleaning a toaster with a dishwasher: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41235662