Not sure if this is an anti-drug statement with poor punctuation...Or pro-drug legalization.

"Is it a boy or a girl?", mathematician replies "Yes" ?

It is

Clears that right up.

BUT WHERE IS THE SUSHI?

It was a rhetorical question.

I like my passwords 1, 2, 3, and 4 5.

maybe he was laughing too hard and spit out the coffee that was in the person's mouth

That is indeed what happened. Unfortunately, HN has become so fucking dour, and mindless downvoting is quickly replacing interesting discourse. This is no longer a place for some occasional lighthearted discourse.

You boobs, just use Photoshop.

I lol'd at "On Windows, it looks like the Dropbox icon hasn’t been watered in several weeks and is starting to shrivel up."

What would be an acceptable language in your view?

"telemetry", what a euphemism.